Saturday, October 27, 2012

Zombie Knee

True story....

The doctor droned, "The skin has deteriorated. We will have to use cadaverous skin."

"My knee will have zombie skin?"

"No! The skin is cleansed."

"So my knee will just snack on brains?"

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12 comments:

  1. The Random BloggerOctober 27, 2012 at 5:21 AM

    I always love a bit of black humour!

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  2. DraugOctober 27, 2012 at 11:00 AM

    lmao just a nibble...

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  3. AnonymousOctober 27, 2012 at 11:49 AM

    Lol! How much brains does a knee need? Mouse? Cat? The doctor's response is priceless.

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  4. UnknownOctober 27, 2012 at 1:21 PM

    Ha, love this take.

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  5. GinaOctober 27, 2012 at 3:15 PM

    Pure protein snack! Love dark stuff. Clever, clever!

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  6. lumdog2012October 27, 2012 at 6:34 PM

    Better the knee than some other body parts I can think of! Clever response.

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  7. TMWHickmanOctober 27, 2012 at 7:55 PM

    True stories are always the funniest! I had a funny picture in my head of a knee trying to gnaw someone's head...

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  8. barbaraOctober 28, 2012 at 2:17 AM

    wicked humor, my friend. :)

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  9. kymmOctober 28, 2012 at 4:02 PM

    Truth is stranger than fiction.

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  10. StephOctober 28, 2012 at 5:46 PM

    True story? Let's hope the cadaverous skin didn't come from a serial killer or the knee might go on a killing spree. Good take!

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    1. Faith CohenOctober 28, 2012 at 6:07 PM

      Now there is a possible follow up story! Loving it. Thanks for stopping in, Stephanie!

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  11. karenOctober 28, 2012 at 11:02 PM

    Ha ha ha ha ... I came up with what I thought were real zingers when I recently had surgery. Sometimes the doctors just looked at me ...

    Fun. Very fun zombie knees. "No, we will wash it!". Snort.

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